Tuesday, September 07, 2004

粉人系列之「遊魂族」(社會文化)

收買嫂(即係我老婆啦)公司以前有個下屬,二十出頭的女仔,
負責會計文書一類的功作。呢位小妹妹,眼神好飄浮,一副永
不集中精神的樣子,做事自然錯漏百出,往往連累大伙兒替她
做執漏補錯的功夫,直是比從新做過更慘更費時!可奇怪,她
做公事雖然經常出錯,但她做自己的私人事務就永遠正確,可
見她是"非不能也,實不為也"罷了!

與人共事,最怕就是遇上這類「遊魂族」。能力較遜的,還可
將勤補拙,僈僈把"武功"練好,絕對不打緊的。可「遊魂族」
嘛,就算教也不會學好,更莫講話會好好把工作做好。這些人,
永遠是團隊的負累。

有個別「遊魂族人」,做錯事永不認帳,更會「死撐」到底。
這類人,係"粉人"之中的極品。想當年,係某日資行的股票盤
房內,有某「遊魂族人」落錯客戶的買賣價,令客戶賠了很多
錢。那個「遊魂族人」面對擁有空手道黑帶的上司,証據確鑿,
"斷到正",猶死不認錯,雙方還大吵一場。那位空手道上司無
名火起,拿起桌上的交易員電話(見附圖黑色的那件金屬品),
狠狠的打了他一頓。「遊魂族人」雙手被打到骨折。事件結果
係「遊魂族人」給解僱,但賠足工傷和薪水,他亦不于追究,
事件不了了之....



總之,跟「遊魂族人」或「死撐王」共事,真係氣也給氣死;
不幸遇著一個"二合一"的話,更係人間慘事!:(

26 comments:

Stannum said...

「遊魂族」我都領教過﹐尤其是當我們要check「遊魂繪圖員」畫出來的圖則﹐真係頭頂出煙﹐自己畫無咁激氣。用紅筆改錯叫他改正﹐紅線仲多過print出來的黑線﹐死未﹖

winking said...

"軟皮蛇"一樣氣死人,你急佢唔急,咩都應承你先,做唔做睇你彩數;做錯事可以全部推晒在別人身上,厚顏無恥之程度,簡直係人神共憤呀!

矮肥鈍 said...

換個角度黎睇, 無呢班不思進取既人係度, 真真正正努力既人又會有位上呢? 社會係咁現實架啦, 踩住人上!

winking said...

又不一定"0番"~我公司的軟皮蛇,都位居要職,即使唔係高層,錯"0左"一樣可以橫行霸道...
努力工作個d,咪繼續努力工作,做餐死囉~
唉~
(不過做餐死的不是我囉~)

Anonymous said...

Manics :

In reality most top management and senior Gov't officials are "軟皮蛇" . They are not so "軟" as you think . They just concentrate on playing politics rather than getting things done

"First of the gang to die" are ALWAYS the hardworking guys you've mentioned

Anonymous said...

Manics and Winking :

In reality most top management and gov't officials are "軟皮蛇" . They can work hard and smart , but they just concentrate on playing politics rather than getting things done .

"First of the gang to die" are ALWAYS "真真正正努力既人"

Anonymous said...

Winking: "軟皮蛇"會過多幾輯講。:)

Stan兄:"紅線仲多過print出來的黑線"?唔係化?條友被你炒了沒有?

萬力:"真真正正努力既人又會有位上呢? "

哈,又好難唔同意。不過又係0個句,只識吹水篤背脊玩權術,一點
真功夫都無,唔會威得好耐。

--- 收買佬

Anonymous said...

但往住做得 CEO 和高官的一定充份完全具備 "軟皮蛇" 的特質

反而 Manics 所指 "真真正正努力既人" 多數係行先死先個位

這才是現實

矮肥鈍 said...
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矮肥鈍 said...

Winking: 唔同時期有唔同心態啦. 無可否認一個人要上高位一定要識權術, 但努力就一定唔少得lor. 所以依家坐高位班懶虫都可能曾經係'真真正正努力'過既人黎既.

匿名人: 你咁悲觀好難有動力做野wor. 又, 你句First of the gang to die令我諗起morrisey首同名正歌wor!

收哥: presentation好只不過係第一步, execution唔得咪一樣死! 做野邊有得呃人架者!

Anonymous said...

Mr. Anonymous:

>"First of the gang to die" are ALWAYS "真真正正努力既人"

Maybe! But the old question remains : do they contribute properly ?

Quite often we have diligent workers doing some rather
meaningless task -- and those tasks occupy 90% of
their working time. :)



--- 收買佬

Stannum said...

「紅線多過黑線」既原因係好多地方畫錯位置﹐打完交叉我又要畫番正確位置……呢個「紅線多過黑線」到月尾炒左﹐不過當時有個老細請人時唔係好識睇人﹐成日請錯「遊魂族」﹐炒完一個又來一個﹐激到嘔血。

DoA said...

遊魂者做事必然出錯。講真,人有精有蠢,有好有壞,有些人就是不帶腦上班。同事中有遊魂者也不錯,至少可以顯出你的他們有分別。最老土還是錯了卻死不認錯的死撐王,仲覺得自己好有道理,好委屈,之後結集粉人勢力,互助包庇,攪小圈子。

我見過不少遊魂者為一件很小的事講一個大話,然後又要再講幾個大話來補先前的大話,然後在同儕間的誠信破產,走上死撐粉人這條不歸路,惶惶然不可終日。

其實有錯便認,馬上改,根本沒有太不了。蠢人就是不懂。

Anonymous said...

>有個老細請人時唔係好識睇人﹐成日請錯「遊魂族」﹐炒完一個又來一個﹐激到嘔血。

哇,我睇見都想嘔血。

>有錯便認,馬上改,根本沒有太不了。蠢人就是不懂。

咪就係咯。死撐者係最晒人時間精力的人。:)

--- 收買佬

Anonymous said...

Johnny , Duke of Aberdeen :

Most "最老土還是錯了卻死不認錯的死撐王" are now too busy fighting for a seat in the Legco . They'll trouble you again only after 9-12

Clara said...

我頂唔順"老油條"同"委屈王"

Anonymous said...

>"老油條"同"委屈王"

所謂"老油條",都可以當係"水怪"的變種。一味齌talk + 過時的經驗。廢到爆。"委屈王"係乜0野??

--- 收買佬

DoA said...

>"委屈王"係乜0野??

大概是指那些終日在喊自己有多委屆、多難做、多無辜的人吧。成日想話比人聽自己已是最慘,所以不要再比野佢做,或應該同情佢比佢著數。

Clara said...

我公司個委屈王就係咁,煩到嘔電!

矮肥鈍 said...

琴晚我終於同公司個賤'委屈小妹'嘈. 佢老闆打張單錯三次完全無心做, 重要反問邊度做錯駁嘴駁舌, 寫晒俾佢睇點打都做唔好, 呢d人都唔知係乜野構造. 再咁搞法隨時我走先過佢! (有鑊氣我'子貝')

Anonymous said...

你地一路講既 "扮公失" 粉人系列既特質
完完全全在今屆垃圾會候選人身上表露無遺
一張票 睇到笑

winking said...

Manics&Johnny:軟皮蛇當然唔係庸碌之輩啦!一個人冇真材實料一樣好快俾人兜走,之但係上咗位之後轉練軟蛇功,遺害人間就讓人咬牙切齒喔...
真實事例,樹大有枯枝,有d唔掂嘅軟皮蛇,一樣可以招搖過市嫁,睇好唔好彩數囉...
唉唉唉...

Anonymous said...

打得好。

又,對付那種小妹妹,最好係溝左佢,再撇左佢…

—唔駛講都知係賤人c

Anonymous said...

C: 你係賤人?有乜0甘賤?

其他各位:都怕要弄個summary出來,好好整理一下你地的料。:)

--- 收買佬

winking said...

愚見,不如你招稿收集各人所見所聞,集百家之大成,可以出專集,大賣特賣呀!
由於小女子乃任職於美國大公司的小薯仔頭,故此耳聞目睹嘅粉人人種多得驚人呀!
我會第一個投稿囉~
:)

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